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2001-03-15 - 08:17:35 so far, this day hasn't been too bad. my teeth haven't given me any trouble and at today's session dr. lambtree said i have been making progress; i've kept away from my tendencies for nearly a week. this diary must be helping me. have i ever mentioned that i just love duck-billed platypi? i suppose it stems back to that fateful night when a rabid platypus saved my father from a burning cardboard box he was living in at the time. that was very herioc of the platypus. unfortunately, the platypus almost immediately bit my father, transferring the disease which would ultimately end in my father's death. that, i'm afraid, was not so heroic of the platypus... have i ever mentioned that i just hate duck-billed platypi? by the way, i think mr. bubbsy has been setting my socks on fire--while i'm still wearing them. he swears that it wasn't him, that he has no unearthly idea of who it could be, but charon claims to have witnessed the act several times. I do not know if i should believe charon, however. in fact, he seems the likely suspect, considering the fact that he's down in that area most of the time, and that he seems to utterly hate me. stupid newt. i'll show ya who's king of the cabbage pile. CECIL SHALL BE AVENGED!!
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