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2001-03-18 - 07:26:51 The Night Mr. Penguin Destroyed Tokyo He rose up from the ocean A well-dressed menace with a beak There was only one thing on his mind Destruction and terror was what he did seek As one giant flipper stepped on to dry land Mr. Penguin reared up his great head and roared And the sonic blast that then errupted Smashed all that was near as flat as a board The ground shook with each mighty waddle The air stank of the stench of the sea And suddenly it became present That Tokyo wasn't the best place to be Cameras and crews soon abounded Newspaper reporters did too And onlookers could not get enough of "the thing from the sea that just ate the news crews!" Helicopters and jets swarmed about him Like how flies to honey surround But with only one swat of his wing Mr. Penguin sent them to the ground. They tried lazers, grenades, and cannons They tried flamethrowers, tanks, and large guns But they all had no effect on him They just made him disgruntled and not at all stunned. The fowl continued his rampage To the bowels of the city he went Or, at least he would have if he could have fit through those darn sewer vents. So instead he climbed up Tokyo Tower Not resting 'til he reached the peak And those who tried to deter him Got a taste of his interior beak. But his weight made the tower top-heavy And down he went, tower in tow Til Finally he hit the streets Tower on top and Penguin below. Mr. Penguin then was defeated And Tokyo Fully rejoiced And as they stood snapping pictures a cry to "Parrrr-tayyy!" was voiced. So the people all left to party And Mr. Penguin was left to decay They just never had time to remove him So his corpse still resides there today.
BOO-YEAH!!
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