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2001-03-26 - 11:05 p.m. shhhh...if you are reading this, please, be very quiet. i am currently hiding from charon, the one-eyed newt, and his hearing is very sensitive, you know. why am i hiding, you ask? well, frankly, i think charon is trying to kill me. that's right. you heard me. first he killed mr. bubbsy, and now he is after me. i don't know what's gotten into him. i always assumed he was just sort of quasi-evil, but his present behavior indicates otherwise. ...are you sure you're being as quiet as possible? i think i might can hear you...and if i can hear you, charon surely can. dammit, i hate that charon. he's an awful, horrible, evil, satanic, and all together unpleasant excuse for a newt. why, if i wasn't such a coward, i'd...i'd... AAAAAAAUUUGGGGHH!! HE'S COMING FOR ME! AAAAAAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!! DAMMIT, CHARON! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! YOU'RE WONDERFUL! ABSO-FRICKIN' WONDERFUL!!
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