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2002-06-27 - 12:45 a.m. sometimes i feel like a nut, but most of the time i just feel all squishy, like a polyp. la,la,la. anyhoo, the band, chubbie kittie, is a rousing success. charon and frankenbubbsy already have several bookings, mostly with byron, the quiet fellow next door. byron likes having the two of them around, mostly because charon is teaching him how to accumulate strength and power by eating smaller lives, such as those of spiders and flies. he likes frankenbubbsy because he gave him a cocktail sausage once. oh, well. peace and quiet for me. just what i've been craving. yep, i don't miss their racket at all. nope, not at all. i don't mind that they're spending all their time with stupid byron. i'm secure in my friendship. besides, byron isn't all that great. when he smiles you can see bits of leg in his teeth. now, if you excuse me, i'm going to go hide his dental floss.
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