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2002-06-29 - 9:51 p.m. hi-ho, everybody. lovely evening. i spent it ignoring the absences of frankenbubbsy and charon by sitting next to the pond in the clinic's garden. once there, i decided to cronicle the night's events in a poem: The Ducks that Tried to Kill Me "Quack, quack!" said the ducks tempting me to come in "Quack, quack!" said the ducks 'twixt toothless duck grins "Quack, quack!" said the ducks as they moved t'wards the bank "Quack, quack!" said the ducks as they rounded their flanks "Quack, quack!" said the ducks begging me to come near "Quack, quack!" said the ducks to dissuade all my fears "Quack, quack!" said the ducks my fear slipping away "Quack, quack!" said the ducks as I walked up their way "Quack, quack!" said the ducks as I stepped to the water "Quack, quack!" said the ducks readying for the slaughter "Quack, quack!" said the ducks their eyes glowing red "Quack, quack!" said the ducks wanting me dead "Quack, quack!" said the ducks promising bliss "Quack, quack!" said the ducks I sensed something amiss "Quack, quack!" said the ducks as I ran through the night "Quack, quack!" said the ducks as they took off in flight "Quack, quack!" said the ducks there was nowhere to hide "Quack, quack!" said the ducks so I quickened my stride "Quack, quack!" said the ducks as they dove from the sky "Quack, quack!" said the ducks as I met my demise yes, too bad i died today, isn't it? stupid ducks. shifty-eyed fowl. can't trust 'em. you try to feed them some roast beef and what do they do? they kill you. why, i have half a mind to... ha, ha! fooled you! the ducks didn't kill me at all! they just bloodied my face a bit. ...and somehow managed to pants me in front of dr. lambtree, but we won't go into that right now.
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