2004-08-29 - fate 2002-10-31 - forty-second - i am not the halloweenie!! YOU are the halloweenie!! 2002-08-07 - forty-first -- short but oh so very, very sweet 2002-08-05 - fortieth -- if i keep succumbing to my urges, i'll end up just like charon 2002-07-03 - thirty-ninth -- i wonder...what i could get in exchange for some hair 2002-06-29 - thirty-eighth -- things run a-fowl 2002-06-27 - thirty-seventh -- I'M NOT JEALOUS, DAMMIT! 2002-06-21 - thirty-sixth -- the reason i chose this new site layout. 2002-06-12 - thirty-fifth -- you obviously have no sense of humor. 2002-06-01 - thirty-fourth -- chivalry is dead 2002-05-30 - thirty-third -- whaddaya mean, there's too much melba and not enough toast? 2002-05-29 - thirty-second -- finding a band-aid in your casserole is good luck. 2002-05-25 - thirty-first - maybe i should try harder 2002-05-12 - thirtieth - if there's one thing this town needs, it's more cows. 2002-05-09 - twenty-ninth - DAMMIT! WHO HID THE PUDDING? 2002-05-07 - twenty-eighth - i scream, you scream, we all scream when bathed in horrid, horrid flames! 2002-05-05 - twenty-seventh - dammit, charon, this had better be indigestion... 2002-04-28 - twenty-sixth - roly-poly fish heads like the shackles of my heart 2002-04-26 - twenty-fifth - i hate modern prometheuses to piecetheuses! 2002-04-22 - twenty-fourth - a chick magnet only works if the chicks aren't made of aluminum 2001-07-14 - twenty-third - sporatic poetry is a fine way to stall a storyline 2001-07-05 - twenty-second - he's not quite alive yet... 2001-04-09 - twenty-first - charon has an SIMH card in his wallet... 2001-04-08 - twentieth - a disturbing revelation 2001-04-03 - nineteenth - I HATE SLUMBER PARTIES, DAMMIT! 2001-03-31 - eighteenth - wally is a friend of charon's 2001-03-27 - seventeenth - ransom note 2001-03-26 - sixteenth - if you're charon, don't read this 2001-03-24 - fifteenth - unworth day cake 2001-03-22 - fourteenth- i want to fly away 2001-03-22 - thirteenth- an unlucky turn of events 2001-03-20 - twelth - self hypnotism 2001-03-19 - eleventh - i love goldfishes 'cause they're so malicious 2001-03-18 - tenth - epic furious 2001-03-17 - nine - lepper cons 2001-03-16 - eighth - narcs 2001-03-15 - seventh - monotremes 2001-03-14 - sixth - no sense. 2001-03-13 - fifth - sorta looks like "filth," only with an "F" instead of an "L." 2001-03-12 - fourth - social interaction breaks my wind theory 2001-03-11 - third - a diversion into poetry 2001-03-10 - second/adfetj..DAMMIT, CHARON!! GET OFF THE KEYBOARD!! 2001-03-09 - first entry